Shut up legs!

Did you know?...

SaxoBank mechanics removed the brake calipers from all of Jens Voigt’s bikes when it was discovered that nothing can slow him down.

Jens Voigt eats steak before every single ride. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Jens’ big ring is 56. His rear cassettte is 11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-12.

When Jens Voigt rides off the front of a peloton, he’s not actually riding faster, he’s pulling the earth closer towards him.

Jens Voigt doesn’t get road rash, the road gets Jens Rash.

Ha Ha GD. All true!
I'm off for a while - got a cold courtesy of my grandson!
Hope you all had a good week-end ride.
Eat More Beef - what a champion!

PD

Dahlpad wrote:
I'm off for a while - got a cold courtesy of my grandson!

See what happens Paul when you hang around a screaming shit-machine for a few days!!
It totally f**** up any ambitions you had of cycling.

Now, if you had have let the women sit around and do all that 'goo goo gaa gaa' shit with the new offspring, none of this would have happened!!
You COULD have spent a nice day cruising around Nth NSW with us, sipping lattes and solving the worlds problems and all that shit, but NO, you HAD to do it didn't you!!

Just kiddin' mate, enjoy grandparentPadhood, just don't get too close to the little fockers!

While I'm at it.... NONE of this would have happened to Jens!!! He might have a truckload of kids at home, but there's a man with his priorities in the RIGHT order.

He's got his lovely wifey (as he calls her), at home, looking after all the duties, while he swans around the place racing his bike! AND, he's still doing it at 41 yo.

WHY......? Coz he doesn't want to catch a cold.

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